FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1020

Michele Bachmann (Tea Party R Minn.) has dropped her bid for GOP conference chairwoman. What other GOP leadership position should she be seeking?


A) Chairwoman on the House Subcomittee on Psychoactive drugs.

B) Chairwoman on the House Subcomittee on Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.

C) Chairwoman to promote February 18th as 'Panet Pluto Day'

D) Chief Congressional Loon.

E) Head Congressional Loon

F) Chairwoman of House Subcomittee to limit zoological classifications to only the 281 offically recognized as being on Noah's Ark.

G) Chairwoman on the House Subcomittee on puerile thinking,

H) Chairwoman on the House Subcomittee on witlessness dementia.

I) Chairwoman on the House Subcomittee on being kept busy in another room so the adults can get their work done.

J) Chairwoman on the House Subcomittee on why this wacko is entitled to health insurance and a pension.

K) Chairwoman on House Subcomittee on "my name is ALICE, my husband's name is AL, we live in ALABAMA and we bring back APPLES"

L) Chairwoman on House Subcomittee on finding Elvis in the Bermuda Triangle

M) Chairwoman on House Subcomittee for Mordor.

N) Chairwoman on House Subcomittee on floridation and fumigation.

O) Chairoman on House Subcomitee for something really impoortant and really secret and we can't even tell her.