THE PRESIDENT'S FIRST STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS CAN BE BEST SUMMED UP BY THE PHRASE....
A) Remember me? No, really. What's my name? Were we all drinking last night or was it just me?
B) I suppose you are all wondering why I called this meeting.
C) It could be wose. It could be raining.
D) Did a bus just drive through here? Because, I think it ran over my agenda.
E) Okay. Okay. Now I'm really mad. Grrrrrr.
F) Can't we all just get along?
G) We have to work together. One for all, and all for one. Now, what do you want to do?
H) Gosh, I hope nobody got hurt in that train wreck.
I) Health what reform?
J) What this administration needs is to trade a couple of Phd's for some Mafia hit men.
K) No drama-Obama does not mean no heart beat.
L) He had such promise. Sigh.
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