SARA PALIN'S "LOW SIX FIIGURE" SPEAKING FEE WAS...
A) About a hundred thousand dollars per original idea.
B) The first speech in history with no punctuation.
C) Indicative of how much cash her fund manager hosts have to spend on crap.
D) Cheap at the price for freeing the citizens of Alaska.
E) Worth the lives of every Alaskan Moose she didn't kill while in China.
F) Half what she would have got if she had claimed she could see her house from the hotel.
G) Enough to pimp out Todd's a new fishing boat.
H) A fortune in trailer trash dollars.
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