REP. ALAN GRAYSON (D-FL) SAYS THE G.O.P. HEALTH PLAN IS FOR AMERICANS TO DIE QUICKLY. HE SHOULD...
A) Apologize. Name calling does not help.
B) Be punished for accusing the G.O.P of heartless political opportunism.
C) Be nominated for President to replace the gutless Barak Obama.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
SEPTEMBER 27, 2009
SARA PALIN'S "LOW SIX FIIGURE" SPEAKING FEE WAS...
A) About a hundred thousand dollars per original idea.
B) The first speech in history with no punctuation.
C) Indicative of how much cash her fund manager hosts have to spend on crap.
D) Cheap at the price for freeing the citizens of Alaska.
E) Worth the lives of every Alaskan Moose she didn't kill while in China.
F) Half what she would have got if she had claimed she could see her house from the hotel.
G) Enough to pimp out Todd's a new fishing boat.
H) A fortune in trailer trash dollars.
A) About a hundred thousand dollars per original idea.
B) The first speech in history with no punctuation.
C) Indicative of how much cash her fund manager hosts have to spend on crap.
D) Cheap at the price for freeing the citizens of Alaska.
E) Worth the lives of every Alaskan Moose she didn't kill while in China.
F) Half what she would have got if she had claimed she could see her house from the hotel.
G) Enough to pimp out Todd's a new fishing boat.
H) A fortune in trailer trash dollars.
Friday, September 18, 2009
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2009
IS GLENN BECK THE NEW RUSH LIMBAUGH?
A) Yes, and it is about time.
B) Yes. And Rush can hear the hoof beats behind him.
C) Yes. But who would want to? It's like being the king of the dung beetles.
D) Lord, yes. Time to hand the crown over to a younger, less stable addict.
E) Lord, No. Rush's audience is vulgar. Glenn's audience is just nuts.
F) Nah! If Glenn gets close, Rush will just start taking pills again.
G) No. Satan has many faces, but he is always Satan.
A) Yes, and it is about time.
B) Yes. And Rush can hear the hoof beats behind him.
C) Yes. But who would want to? It's like being the king of the dung beetles.
D) Lord, yes. Time to hand the crown over to a younger, less stable addict.
E) Lord, No. Rush's audience is vulgar. Glenn's audience is just nuts.
F) Nah! If Glenn gets close, Rush will just start taking pills again.
G) No. Satan has many faces, but he is always Satan.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
CARTER SAYS THE RIGHT WING IS RACIST. IS HE RIGHT?
A) No. Carter hasn't been right since the Democratic Convention of 1980.
B) How dare he question the motives of Sons of the Confederacy!
C) Jimmy Carter; should have stayed in submarines. Under water no one can hear you biovate.
D) The man has only been right twice; pardon for Vietnam protestors and...ah,,,No, only once!
E) Yes, he is. Good Governor. Terrible President. Great ex-President
F) Duh. That is not the Joker on those placards.
G) God, yes. It's time to call a cracker a cracker.
H) This is the logical extenstion of the Southern Strategy of 1980.
A) No. Carter hasn't been right since the Democratic Convention of 1980.
B) How dare he question the motives of Sons of the Confederacy!
C) Jimmy Carter; should have stayed in submarines. Under water no one can hear you biovate.
D) The man has only been right twice; pardon for Vietnam protestors and...ah,,,No, only once!
E) Yes, he is. Good Governor. Terrible President. Great ex-President
F) Duh. That is not the Joker on those placards.
G) God, yes. It's time to call a cracker a cracker.
H) This is the logical extenstion of the Southern Strategy of 1980.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
September 6, 2009
INSTEAD OF THE PRESIDENT'S SPEECH, FOX WILL BROADCAST...
A) The same old crap.
B) A "The Price is Righ" marathon.
C) Dancing with the Old Fart Republican Stars!
D) American Republican Idol - John Bohner!
E) Glen Beck's final show.
F) Lie to Me (new show?)
G) "Lost, The Lost Episode", The survivors find Torrie Wilson in the jungle and shoot her.
H) Are You Smarter Than A Fith Grader? (repeat)
I) Fringe (repeat)
A) The same old crap.
B) A "The Price is Righ" marathon.
C) Dancing with the Old Fart Republican Stars!
D) American Republican Idol - John Bohner!
E) Glen Beck's final show.
F) Lie to Me (new show?)
G) "Lost, The Lost Episode", The survivors find Torrie Wilson in the jungle and shoot her.
H) Are You Smarter Than A Fith Grader? (repeat)
I) Fringe (repeat)
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
SEPTEMBER 2, 2009
TO CELEBRATE JIM TRAFICANT'S RELEASE I WILL...
A) Cut my hair in the Traficant wave.
B) Wear my denim suit
C) Pay a bribe
D) Ask for a bribe.
E) Kick a Federal prosectutor in the crotch!
F) Watch Jim's reunion with his hair.
A) Cut my hair in the Traficant wave.
B) Wear my denim suit
C) Pay a bribe
D) Ask for a bribe.
E) Kick a Federal prosectutor in the crotch!
F) Watch Jim's reunion with his hair.
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