Friday, August 21, 2009

AUGUST 21, 2009

ON HIS WEEK LONG VACATION GLENN BECK WILL...

A) Cry.

B) Have a Florshiem-ectity - removing his foot from his mouth again.

C) Have a sense decency transplant

D) Reverse the earlier operation which had his butt sewn to the top of his neck!

E) Surry under the refrigerator with all the other cockroaches.

F) Sue Fox. They knew what he was when they hired him.

G) The usual; snivel, snipe, suckup and slink.

H) Look for a dog who won't learn to despise him.

I) Attend the World Wide Weasel convention.

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