Politico 11/1/12: “Donald Trump said
Thursday it was a “very, very sad day” after (Obama) did not meet
his noon deadline...” What's next for The Donald?
A) Another bankruptcy – just to take
his mind off his TV ratings
B) His upcoming lawsuit after NBC
cancels his TV show
C) Uncovering the conspiracy to lower
his ratings
D) His audition for next SNL cast. He
does a great Donald Trump impersonation!
E) His next foreign born wife
F) His new war against Barbara Walters
G) Diction lessons to emphasize his
accent
H) Changing the name of Trump Towers
to Dump Towers
I) Next time, he will actually show
his ass to the camera
J) Was Mayor Bloomberg really born in
Israel?
K) Revealing it was all a pro-Obama
black-op
L) Going back to school – to earn
his MBA for real this time
M) Paying the $1 million bet he made
with Romney, he could get Obama to bite
N) Giving an ego transplant to a needy
“inner-city” child
O) Starring in “Trump's
Really,.Really Big Production of “Oklahoma!”
P) Basking in warmth of no one
realizes he is not a producer of “The Apprentice”