Sunday, November 4, 2012

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2012 OPEN MOUTH. INSERT FOOT



Politico 11/1/12: “Donald Trump said Thursday it was a “very, very sad day” after (Obama) did not meet his noon deadline...” What's next for The Donald?

A) Another bankruptcy – just to take his mind off his TV ratings

B) His upcoming lawsuit after NBC cancels his TV show

C) Uncovering the conspiracy to lower his ratings

D) His audition for next SNL cast. He does a great Donald Trump impersonation!

E) His next foreign born wife

F) His new war against Barbara Walters

G) Diction lessons to emphasize his accent

H) Changing the name of Trump Towers to Dump Towers

I) Next time, he will actually show his ass to the camera

J) Was Mayor Bloomberg really born in Israel?

K) Revealing it was all a pro-Obama black-op

L) Going back to school – to earn his MBA for real this time

M) Paying the $1 million bet he made with Romney, he could get Obama to bite

N) Giving an ego transplant to a needy “inner-city” child

O) Starring in “Trump's Really,.Really Big Production of “Oklahoma!”

P) Basking in warmth of no one realizes he is not a producer of “The Apprentice”