FRIDAY OCTOBER 26, 2012 OCTOBER SURPRISE

President Barak Obama on The Donald- Tonight Show 10/24/12: "It all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya.” What is the most likely reason Kenya-Donald hated Kenya-Obama?”

A) Obama voted “Most likely to be American President”

B) Donald voted “Most likely to steal a water Buffalo”

C) Obama voted class president

D) Donald voted “Poofy Haired Devil”

E) Obama was A+ student

F) Donald was a student

G) Obama headed village law review

H) Donald headed village Miss Kenya beauty pageant

I) Obama built village development agency

J) Donald built 5 story grass hut casino – which went bankrupt

K) Obama looks American

L) Donald looks at himself in a mirror, constantly

M) Obama graduated Harvard law

N) Donald graduated “Whatsamatter U” real estate school

O) The Donald just naturally hates anybody not impressed with The Donald

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2012 - SUE CHEF

What title would you suggest for Paul Ryan's new cookbook?

A) Kitchen Props

B) Atlas Scrubbed

C) Soup too Nuts

D) The Yeast You Can Do

E) Cooking for Parasites

F) Galt Free Cooking

G) Cooking Objectively

H) The Grater of Two Evils

I) Forgetting the Pasta

J) The Gruel Chef

K) A Pinch of Galt

L) A Lot of Galt

M) Chef Boy-Are-Dumb

N) The Starvation Diet

0) Food for Thought 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17, 2012 THE WORM TURNS

Which did Mitt Romney's debate performance most remind you of?

A) Any zombie in 3^rd Season premier of The Walking Dead

B) Stalker Rose on 2 ½ Men

C) Jacqueline on Real Housewives of New Jersey

D) Anybody on Guys With Kids

E) Chris Griffin on Family Guy

F) Larry Bird on The Neighbors

G) Any body on CSI

H) Reese on Malcolm in the Middle

I) Kang the Klingnon from the Original Star Trek

J) Boss J.D. Hogg on The Dukes of Hazzard

K) Anna from V

L) Ben Linus on Lost

M) Lucifer on Supernatural

N) Charles Logan on 24

O) Shane on The Walking Dead