Wednesday, November 30, 2011

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 30, 2011 BARNEY, WE HARDLY KNEW YE.

Which is your favorite Barney Frank quote?


A) “You and I have identical positions on federalism. We both support it when it gets us the results we want. The difference is, I admit it.

B) "The problem with the war in Iraq is not so much the intelligence as the stupidity."

C) "Conservatives believe...life begins at conception and ends at birth."

D) "If selling out paid better, I wouldn't have to be here tonight."

E) "If this is a Christian nation, how come some poor Jew has to get up at 5:30 in the morning to preside over the House of Representatives?"

F) "Rather than the boy who cried wolf, George Bush...claims that there is nothing wrong...He's the boy who cried, 'Nice doggie.'"

G) “It's not only easy to stand up to your enemies; if you're a politician, it's generally profitable.”

H) “(Conservatives) are for free speech when it costs money, when they can buy it.”

I) “If you’re not able to work closely with people you despise, you can’t really work here.”

J) “Financial institutions have latched onto the motto of a 14-year-old child of divorced parents... ‘Well, if you don’t treat me better, I’m going to England”

K) “I'm a left-handed, gay Jew. I've never felt, automatically, a member of any majority”

L) “Ronald Reagan believes in the free market like some people believe in unicorns.”

M) “In my line of work, imitation isn’t the sincerest form of flattery - denunciation is.

N) “The gentleman from Texas is proud that they passed a tax bill that excluded the poorest working people in America...and...we are proud on our side to be appalled by it.”

O) “I have this fear that one day there's going to be a fire in the Senate and ….they'll all die because they won't have the 60 votes to allow themselves to leave the building."

Sunday, November 20, 2011

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 2011 HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT

WashPost – 11/17/11: “The Center for Health Transformation...brought in ($37 million )...offering ...access to Newt Gingrich” and “direct Newt interaction” What should be the movie soundtrack playing on Newt's iPod for “Newt interaction”?



A) Evita

B) The Wizard of Oz

C) The Dark Knight

D) Star Wars

E) Bigger, Longer and Uncut

F) Beatles Magical Mystery Tour

G) Shaft

H) Pulp Fiction

I) O, Brother, Where Art Thou?

J) Pinocchio

K) Grease

L) Purple Rain

M) A Hard Days Night

N) 2001, A Space Odyessy

O) The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Friday, November 18, 2011

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2011 LOST IN TRANSLATION

After Herman Cain's rambling search for an answer to a question about Libya, what rock song will he on his iPad?


A) I Ghad-a-Fee-ling

B) Tobruk at Me Now

C) Benghazi Rhapsody

D) Sitting on the Dock with A'bay

E) He's Not Heavy, He's My Bayda

F) Loopy, Loopy, Loopie

G) Be Bop a Loser

H) When You Get to Wadi Zem-Zem, (be sure to wear some flowers in your hair)

I) Wake up Little Emra'ah, Wake Up.

J) Long Tall Sirte

K) By the Time I Get to Tripoli

L) In a Gadda da Qatar

M) Libie-libby-bakistan

N) When a Rajul Loves a Sayyida

O) Raining in Bani Walid

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 13, 2011 MAKE THE WORLD GO AWAY

AP 11/13/11: Herman Cain's wife....told...Greta Van Susteren: “I know the type of person he is. He totally respects women.” In four more years, what do you think is this lady's favorite Country song?


A) D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

B) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.

C) Revenge of a Middle Aged Woman

D) I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

E) I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

F) Does My Ring Burn Your Finger?

G) Kiss This.

H) If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

I) You Lie

J) He Ain't Worth Missing

K) What Kind of Fool Do You Think I Am?

L) How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away

M) My Give a Damn is Busted

N) He Wasn't Man Enough

O) I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 13, 2011 PIGIONS ROOSTING AT HOME

Bloomberg News 11/12/11: “Some MF Global (employees)....learned of their fate from news reports that the trustee...had decided to terminate all 1,066 of them...” Which snappy catch phrase will Wall Street come up with to sanitize this new trend?


A) Out-Out Sourcing

B) Analyists Swap

C) After Hours Fire Sale

D) X-AMEX

E) Turd Bonus

F) Footnote F.U.

G) Merry Christmas F.F.

H) Lack of Credit Swap

I) MUSE – (Master of the Universe Seeking Employement).

J) Just Deserts

K) F.F.G.F. - (Fuck, the Fuckers got Fucked.)

L) An Un-Bear Market

M) WTF

N) Collateral Damage

O) Oops.

Friday, November 11, 2011

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2011. Hey, baby.

If Herman Cain is not the victim of a “High Tech Lynching”, then how should we describe what is happening to him?


A) Mission Accomplished

B) Oh, the vision thing

C) They misunderstimated me.

D) I didn't inhale

E) I am not a crook

F) When a President does it, that means it is not illegal

G) That giant sucking sound.

H) There you go again

I) I shall return.

J) You are no Jack Kennedy.

K) Are you now or have you ever been.

L) The buck stops here.

M) Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last.

N) Mistakes were made.

O) We must stay the course.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2011 AND THEN I SAID...

The Republican Economic Debate – 11/9/'11: “I will tell you, it is three agencies of government when I get there that are gone. Commerce, Education, and the -- what’s the third one there? Let’s see...The third agency of government I would -- I would do away with Education, the...Commerce....and, let’s see,...“I can’t. The third one, I can’t. Sorry. Oops.”


What is the third agency of the Federal government which Rick Perry would eliminate?

A) Texas Department of Motor Vehicles

B) Department of Kim Kardashian Weddings as a job creator

C) Department of Eliminating Stuckup Smart-ass Intellectuals

D) The Department of Homeland Something-or-Other

E) Department of Public Speaking One-Oh.....Ah...Ah...Oops

F) Department of Middle Earth

G) Department of the Herman Cain Equal Right Man Amendment

H) Department of Oops

I) Department of Yet Another Goofball Texas Oil Man

J) Department of Being An Idiot or Being Willing to Sound Like One

K) The Shoe Department.

L) Department of You Get The Government You Pay

M) Department of Sanitation

N) Ministry of the Two Minute Hate

O) Department of Silly Walks

Sunday, November 6, 2011

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 6, 2011 WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?

Politico – 11/4/11; “Joel Bennett, the attorney for one of the women who complained about Herman Cain....said Friday that his client's settlement was dated in September 1999...” Is this where Herman got his 9-9-9 idea?


A) Yes.

B) No

C) He had an idea?

D) I think he got it from the UK number for help – dial 9-9-9

E) Who is Herman Cain, I mean, really?

F) Is he any relation to the Caine Mutiny guy? 'Cause that could be it.

G) The 9% sales tax orginated because Cain is not his brother's keeper. (Evangelical humor)

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 2, 2011 SING YOUR PRAISES TO THE LORD

L.A.Times – 1/11/11: “(Herman) Cain...sang a verse of his favorite gospel hymn: "He Looked Beyond My Faults."” What hymn would you suggest for Herman's next selection?


A) He's Got the Whole World In His Hands

B) Draw Me Closer to You

C) Heaven's Just A Sin Away

D) Go Tell It On The Mountain

E) He Touched Me

F) Crazy

G) Still Able

H) Stronger in the Broken Places

I) God Moves In Mysterious Ways

J) Let Me Feel You Shine

K) I Hope You See Jesus

L) Yes We Can

M) Rescue Me

N) Leaving Eden

O) Chase Me Down