THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE DEMOCRATS IN THE LAST YEAR WAS...
A) The swearing in of President Obama
B) Sara Palin's big mouth.
C) South Carolina Governor Mark Sandford's hike.
D) Sara Palin's burning ambition to be queen bee.
E) Passage of some kind of Health Care Reform
F) Sara Palin's entire family.
G) Senator Ensign's Parents paying hush money to his girl friend.
H) Sara Palin's Obsessive- Compulsive disorder.
I) The Passage of the Stimulus bill.
J) Sara Palin.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2009
WE HAVE HAD THE TWENTIES, THE FORTIES, AND THE NINETIES. WHAT SHALL WE CALL THE DECADE THAT IS NOW COMPLETED?
A) The 'Aughties'.
B) The Twenty Hundreds.
C) The Naughties.
D) The Naughts.
E) The Nothings.
F) The Malfunctions. (Wardrobe, Katrina, Iraq, Wall Street)
G) The Bushies.
H) The Nothings.
I) Let's just pretend that Pam has walked in on Bobby in the shower, and do a re-do - from Florida 2000 to Washington January 2008. We'll call it "The Pam's"
A) The 'Aughties'.
B) The Twenty Hundreds.
C) The Naughties.
D) The Naughts.
E) The Nothings.
F) The Malfunctions. (Wardrobe, Katrina, Iraq, Wall Street)
G) The Bushies.
H) The Nothings.
I) Let's just pretend that Pam has walked in on Bobby in the shower, and do a re-do - from Florida 2000 to Washington January 2008. We'll call it "The Pam's"
Sunday, December 20, 2009
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2009
It has been charged that Editor Gerard Baker has tilted the Wall Street Journal news coverage to the right. This is...
A) A big frigging surpise, NOT.
B) Merely further proof that Rupert Murdoch is to news what jello is to desert.
C) Who cares? What is important is that James Cameron should have never been allowed to direct a movie!
D) Who even reads newspapers anymore? As Egon Spengler said in Ghostbusters, "Print is dead."
E) The rich are always right. That's why they always win. Right, win - same thing.
F) Hey, say what you will about the WJS, at least their lead story on Monday will not be "It snowed!"
A) A big frigging surpise, NOT.
B) Merely further proof that Rupert Murdoch is to news what jello is to desert.
C) Who cares? What is important is that James Cameron should have never been allowed to direct a movie!
D) Who even reads newspapers anymore? As Egon Spengler said in Ghostbusters, "Print is dead."
E) The rich are always right. That's why they always win. Right, win - same thing.
F) Hey, say what you will about the WJS, at least their lead story on Monday will not be "It snowed!"
Friday, December 18, 2009
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2009
THE SENATE VERSION OF HEALTH CARE REFORM IS PROOF THAT...
A) Harry Reed is the worst majority leader in recent history.
B) The Republicans are dedicated to destroying America if it prolongs their phoney baloney jobs one more day.
C) We have the best senate that money can buy.
D) Stupidity seems to be a qualification for the Senate "old boy club".
E) Governing is always harder than winning elections.
A) Harry Reed is the worst majority leader in recent history.
B) The Republicans are dedicated to destroying America if it prolongs their phoney baloney jobs one more day.
C) We have the best senate that money can buy.
D) Stupidity seems to be a qualification for the Senate "old boy club".
E) Governing is always harder than winning elections.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 16, 2009
YOU CAN'T HURT HIM PHYSICALLY OR POLITICALLY. WHAT CAN WE DO TO PAY JOE BACK?
A) Turn your backs on him at all times. Joe needs attention the way most people need food.
B) Form "I'll pee on Joe's grave" clubs. After he dies, each year, one member from each chapter will be nominated to travel to urinate on Joe.
C) Erect the "Joe Liberman public pigeon feeding station and toliet " in Hartford; A statue of Joe with his head up his own butt.
D) Rename public pay toliet's "Libermans". Any body can pee in them if they pay.
E) Rename a dung beetle in his "honor".
F) Send him a sympathy card from your area, every time another person is killed by the health industry.
G) Pull an Anti-Reagan naming frenzy. Move to remove his name from anything and everything in Conneticut.
H) It is better to light one candle than to curse Joe Lieberman. No, wait, you can do both!
A) Turn your backs on him at all times. Joe needs attention the way most people need food.
B) Form "I'll pee on Joe's grave" clubs. After he dies, each year, one member from each chapter will be nominated to travel to urinate on Joe.
C) Erect the "Joe Liberman public pigeon feeding station and toliet " in Hartford; A statue of Joe with his head up his own butt.
D) Rename public pay toliet's "Libermans". Any body can pee in them if they pay.
E) Rename a dung beetle in his "honor".
F) Send him a sympathy card from your area, every time another person is killed by the health industry.
G) Pull an Anti-Reagan naming frenzy. Move to remove his name from anything and everything in Conneticut.
H) It is better to light one candle than to curse Joe Lieberman. No, wait, you can do both!
Sunday, December 13, 2009
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2009
Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-Minn.) described herself during a recent interview as a "Lovable little fuzz ball." How would you describe her?
A) Foolish.
B) Flipped out
C) Fatalistic
D) Fanatical
E) Freakish
F) Frenzied
G) Fatuous
H) Farcical
I) Feather-brained.
J) Furious
K) Frenzied
L) Flaky
M) Fiendish
N) Firggin nut case!
O) All of the above, in order.
A) Foolish.
B) Flipped out
C) Fatalistic
D) Fanatical
E) Freakish
F) Frenzied
G) Fatuous
H) Farcical
I) Feather-brained.
J) Furious
K) Frenzied
L) Flaky
M) Fiendish
N) Firggin nut case!
O) All of the above, in order.
Friday, December 11, 2009
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2009
Former Alaska Senator Mike Gravel has predicted that Sarah Palin will run for president. What should her campaign slogan be?
A) CHANGE YOU CANNOT BELIEVE!
B) ITS NIGHTTIME IN AMERICA.
C) THE-THE-THE-THAT'S ALL FOLKS.
D) DOH!
E) SURPRISE! FIRST DUDE FOR LIFE.
F) SARA IN 2012! SHE'S MAY-AN FAVORITE CANDIDATE!
G) ONE TERM IS ALL SHE'LL NEED!
H) READ MY LIPS; NO NEW TAXES.
I) THE REAL AMERICA.1/3 IL-EDUCATED, 1/3 IL-FED, 1/3 IL-CLOTHED, AND MENTALLY ILL.
J) ANY BEAUTY QUEEN CAN GROW UP TO BE PRESIDENT.
K) MILFs FOR AMERICA!
L) R.I.P G.O.P.
A) CHANGE YOU CANNOT BELIEVE!
B) ITS NIGHTTIME IN AMERICA.
C) THE-THE-THE-THAT'S ALL FOLKS.
D) DOH!
E) SURPRISE! FIRST DUDE FOR LIFE.
F) SARA IN 2012! SHE'S MAY-AN FAVORITE CANDIDATE!
G) ONE TERM IS ALL SHE'LL NEED!
H) READ MY LIPS; NO NEW TAXES.
I) THE REAL AMERICA.1/3 IL-EDUCATED, 1/3 IL-FED, 1/3 IL-CLOTHED, AND MENTALLY ILL.
J) ANY BEAUTY QUEEN CAN GROW UP TO BE PRESIDENT.
K) MILFs FOR AMERICA!
L) R.I.P G.O.P.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
SARA PALIN SAYS THE BIRTHERS SHOULD BE ENOURAGED BECAUSE OF "...the weird conspiracy theory freaky thing...that Trig isn't my real son..maybe we can reverse that." SHE IS THUS BEST DESCRIBED AS....
A) Nuts.
B) Looney tunes.
C) Out of her freaking mind.
D) Mental
E) A demento
F) Non compos mentis
G) A raving crackpot
H) A bedlamite.
I) The best freaking brain in the Republican Party.
A) Nuts.
B) Looney tunes.
C) Out of her freaking mind.
D) Mental
E) A demento
F) Non compos mentis
G) A raving crackpot
H) A bedlamite.
I) The best freaking brain in the Republican Party.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
DECEMBER 2, 2009
REPUBLICANS ARE SAYING THAT SENATOR AL FRANKEN (D-Mn) IS IS TOO ABRASIVE. THEY ARE INSULTED BECAUSE OF HIS AMMENDMENT TO STOP DEFENSE CONTRACTORS FROM FORCING ALLEDGED RAPE VICTIMS FROM PURSUING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST THEIR EMPLOYERS.
FRANKEN SHOULD...
A) Apologize
B) Keep low and wait for it to blow over.
C) Everybody has to kiss a little ass once in awhile. Look at Obama.
D) Try not to laugh in public. If they are screaming, they must be hurting.
E) Write a new book;"The GOP are Big Fat Women Hating Idiots".
F) Screw them. Rape is non-negotiable. If it was Homosexual rape would we even be discussing this?
G) Be annointed as The Last Angry Democrat in the Senate. Or is that the First Angry Democrat?
FRANKEN SHOULD...
A) Apologize
B) Keep low and wait for it to blow over.
C) Everybody has to kiss a little ass once in awhile. Look at Obama.
D) Try not to laugh in public. If they are screaming, they must be hurting.
E) Write a new book;"The GOP are Big Fat Women Hating Idiots".
F) Screw them. Rape is non-negotiable. If it was Homosexual rape would we even be discussing this?
G) Be annointed as The Last Angry Democrat in the Senate. Or is that the First Angry Democrat?
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