JULY 31, 2009

THE "BIRTHER" MOVEMENT ORIGINATED IN...

A) The Know-Nothings of the 1840's.

B) The Joyn Birch Society of the 1950's & 1960's

C) The Black Helicopter movement of the 1970's

D) The Trilateral conspiracies of the 1980's

E) The Vince Foster conspiracies of the 1990's

F) Inbreeding.

JULY 28, 2009

BLUE DOG" DEMOCRATS ARE BETTER DESCRIBED AS...

A) DINO's; Democrats in name only.

B) RED-DOGS: REgressive Democrats

C) BAD DOGS: Trying to put out a house fire by peeing on the living rooom rug.

D) DIRT DOGS: Democrats In Republican Tags.

E) DOGGING DEMOCRATS: Taking it easy while the party

fights for reform

F) JUST DOGS.

G) MAN'S BEST FRIEND; If that man is MItch McConnell.

H) AN EXAMPLE OF HOW THE GOP SHOULD BE BEHAVING.

BECAUSE YOU'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING WE TELL YOU

PROPOSED TITLES OF SARA PALIN'S NEW BOOK.

A. A PROUD PRODUCT OF THE ALASKA PUBLIC SCHOOLS.

B. IN THE ASHES (0f the once proud Republican Party)

C. SPEAKING MY MIND (and speaking without a mind)

D. THE LANGUAGE OF DOPE.

E. BLUE COLLAR DIVA.

F. LOWERING EXPECTATIONS (for fun and profit).

G. HOW TO QUIT YOUR JOB AND MAKE A MILLION.

SUNDAY, JULY 26, 2009

WE NOW KNOW THAT LOU DOBBS WAS...


A. Never an honest journalist

B. Never more accurate than a broken watch.

C. Always a little nuts.

D. Incapable of understannd that two names can apply to one thing;
like pig and pork, or a "certificate of live birth" and "birth
certificate".

E. Either lieing to his audience or not deserving of his audience.

F. A pompus dick.

G. All of the above.